Only in-- KARACHI!!!

You know your from Karachi when:
You get shocked when someone stops at a yellow light.
You never really know what to say when someone asks you what there is to see in Karachi.
You give "missed calls".
You've never really seen a tourist.
You feel you never have to wait in line if you are with "lay-diss" (ladies).
You've bought a dvd of a movie that hasnt even been released yet.
You actually go "out for coffee".
You used to go for tutions even though didnt need them.
You say that you really like that restaurant/shop and someone says "oh yea, my family owns that".
You roll down your car window and you can actually touch the car next to you.
You go by landmarks not street names.
Your only argument in the Lahore/Karachi debate is "well we have a beach".
You never realized that North Nazimabad was actually in the North.
You never have dinner before 1am in wedding season .
You blame everything on K.E.S.C
Your school closes everytime it rains.

[Taken from my friend's blog after permission. Take a look at his interesting blog at: http://faizumz.blogspot.com/]